Energizer Bunny Calls It Quits


Last available photo On Wednesday, January 12th a tragedy occurred. The Energizer Bunny kept going and going and going straight into a room with the infamous Darth Vader. Believing he was complete with his training, the bunny challenged Lord Vader. Lord Vader accepted the challenge, and a lightsaber duel soon followed. Vader emerged victorious, while the bunny was destroyed.
In an interview with Darth, he said that when the bunny entered the room he "sensed that the force was strong with this one". He warned the Energizer Bunny "Do not make me destroy you". The bunny ignored his warning and "insisted that he could bring out my light side", said Lord Vader. When he found that this was impossible, he took it upon himself to overthrow Vader and take on the Emperor. He sealed his fate. Vader commented that the bunny was "strong with the force, but not that strong". After a long and dreadful lightsaber battle, Vader caught the bunny off guard, slicing him into two pieces.

The bunny's funeral services were held the following Saturday at Mos Eisley, Tattooine.